♪♪
♪ It's gonna get a little weird ♪
♪ Gonna get a little wild ♪
♪ I ain't from 'round here ♪
♪ I'm from another dimension ♪
♪ Gonna get a little weird ♪
♪ Gonna have a good time ♪
♪ I ain't from 'round here ♪
♪ I'm from another, whoo-hoo ♪
♪ Yeh-heah ♪
♪ I'm talking rainbows ♪
♪ I'm talking puppies ♪
♪ Pa, pa, pa, pa, pa, pa, pa, pa ♪
♪ Ooh ♪
♪ It's gonna get a little weird ♪
♪ Gonna get a little wild ♪
♪ I ain't from 'round here ♪
♪ I'm from another dimension ♪
I'm back.
Uh, what?
I said, "I'm back!"
What y'all doing?!
Yes, yes, I'm very excited to see me, too.
I know how it feels.
Ponyhead, I missed you so much!
Girl, boundaries.
Now look, I been cooped up
with my batty sisters for way too long.
So, I need to brunch,
and then I need to party, pronto!
I do, I do!
That's what it is!
Okay, that's great, but who wants to
get brunched in the face?
Hold on, there.
Come with me to my office.
You have a office?
You do realize those robots are killing machines, right?
We reprogrammed them.
A lot of things have changed here,
and if you wanna brunch,
you gonna have to pass a new final.
I know how to brunch, Patty!
All right, then.
What are the four pillars of brunch?
Waffles.
Mm-hmm.
Eh, eggs, obviously.
Uh-huh.
Buh
-Yeah. -Ugh, and, uh...
Hold on, it's on the tip of my tongue.
Now you're making me nervous.
Uh, uh, uh...
Uh...
And more bacon.
You're gonna have to take the exam.
What? I gotta take a waffle test?!
That's crazy! I'm not doing that, okay?
I invented brunch!
Did y'all hear that?
Old Underarm wants me to take a test just to eat.
Yeah, Ponyhead.
It's so cool that you can get through brunch
without passing a final,
but some of us aren't as cool as you.
Well, sorry.
No need to get all emotional about it.
I guess, huh?
What I'm saying is...
Maybe if you don't like
the way things are here now,
you should just go.
Come on, girls.
What?
Hey, girl! Or boy.
Sorry I missed your call.
Leave a message after the--
Girl, you would not believe how whack St. O's is now.
They're trying to make your girl take a brunch test.
Aah!
Ponyhead!
Oh, no!
Princess Arms! Oh...
What do you want?
It's Ms. Heinous!
She's trying to take back the school!
It's Ms. Heinous.
-Full house, girls!
Do not let them enter the school!
Oh, M'lady!
What
-Come on!
Don't just stare at it.
Oh, no.
Everyone back inside!
Lower the pizza boxes!
We're gonna die!
-No, we're not. -Yeah, this is like
a year's worth of pizza.
There's no way she's getting through this.
Shh!
Listen.
I think they stopped.
Did you miss me?
Wah!
Whoa!
All right, girls, Plan B!
Hold it right there!
If you wanna get to the brunch room,
you're gonna have to go through us.
-Oh!
Ponyhead, you're alive?!
What are you doing?
I'm brunching on your four pillars
before Heinous finds me.
She's after you?
Isn't everybody?
If I don't make it out of this,
I want you to know...
I hate you.
What?
Young lady, did you unplug me?
Good morning, St. Olga.
Oh, no. You changed your look.
It's called a tail,
and I think I look great with it.
I think you looked better without it.
Well, I think she looks great
with or without--
I need you to show me my master file.
Of course.
A trip down memory lane.
I found you when you were just a street baby.
I raised you as my own
out of the goodness of my heart,
and I managed to find the perfect work-life balance.
Show me the real master file!
I do not know
what you are talking about.
There we go.
You know, my mind's been wandering so much lately,
I thought I could use a little refresher--
get me back on track.
Time for a nice, relaxing brain massage.
No, not that memory!
Rewind more. Go back.
Mother, why do I have to hide my tail?
You know that old rhyme, dear.
Boys do not make passes
at girls with devil tails.
No, rewind.
Oh, Mommy, Mommy, look!
My cheeks are glowing.
Isn't it pretty?
Do you know what
would make you even prettier?
What, Mommy?
Suppressing your flaws.
Mommy, wait!
I can fix it.
Please, not this memory.
Go back further.
King Shastacan, the Lady St. Olga
is here to see you.
Oh, St. Olga, thank you for coming.
This. This is it.
This baby is unfit to inherit the kingdom.
She's absolutely heinous.
Heinous, what a pretty name.
Mewni should've been mine.
I did my best raising you.
All the other robot moms
laughed behind my back.
It was not easy.
You should thank me.
Yeah, thank you!
Hey! This school has become so dear to me
since I got here ten minutes ago!
And I did not come here to watch you destroy it.
You are clearly going through some things,
that actually, I'm just gonna circle back later. Wow.
Aah!
I'm just gonna sneak by you.
Oh, Rasticore.
Hmm.
Looks like it's just
you and me now.
Yeah, about that.
I really appreciate you
nursing me back to health and all, but uh...
Look, you're great. Uh, you know that.
Why am I telling you, huh?
Ugh! I'm so bad at these things.
I don't deserve a gal like you.
-Uh...
I'm so busy with this job.
I'm addicted to work.
Sometimes I say to myself,
"You know, Rasticore, wouldn't it be cool
if you could meet Heinous like four years from now?"
It's Meteora.
Yeah, yeah. See?
I don't even know your name.
Such a jerk. Ugh, yeah.
I gotta go.
But promise me this one thing:
Twenty years from now if we meet up,
and we're both still single, you'll be my soulmate.
What am I talking about? That's not gonna happen.
You're gonna find some awesome guy
that's gonna steal you away from me.
Looks like it's just
-you and me. -Ugh!
Uh, if you wanted my heart,
all you had to do was ask.
Oh, Rasticore.
Time to take back the throne of Mewni.
♪ She's a princess winning battles ♪
♪ Through the break of dawn ♪
♪ Don't worry when it's night 'cause ♪
♪ She will keep the lights on ♪
♪ Oh, there goes a shining star ♪
- ♪ Evil won't deter her ♪ - ♪ No, sir! ♪
♪ 'Cause magic flows through her ♪
♪ Star Butterfly! ♪
♪ She is a shining star ♪